Die Ghana pakkie storie - Deel 7

Kelvin het vir ‘n verandering die groot bitmap attachment oopgekry, en dadelik Chester se dom fout raakgesien:

Dear Chester Williams

After receiving the attachment of the airway bill when I open it I find out that you did not send the phones to Ghana you send it to Gambia and I told you early that Ghana is the country I am staying not Gambia the Two country are deferent countries they are not one

All you have to do as soon as you receive this mail is to go back to the FedEx office where you from send the package to Gambia and when you rich there tell them that you made a mistake that you are to send the package to Accra Ghana not Gambia so that they should call the package back from Gambia and send it to Accra Ghana

Here is the address I give to you before where the package should send to but you live it and send the phones to Gambia instead of Accra Ghana. Bellow is the address you will send the phones so that I can receive it [huh?]

Receivers Name: Emeka John Paul
Phone Number; 0249141364
Address: 34 new achimota plazer,
Accra Ghana

Please as soon as you receive this mail print out this information here and take it to the FedEx office and give it to them and tell them that is the address you want to send the package to but you made a mistake and send it to Gambia that they should send it to this address

Thanks and I will call you today

[Kannie wag nie!! Lusty lines is op hulle pos...]

Regards
Mr. Kelvin

Hier moes ek eers weer bietjie dink. Hoe kan ek hierdie ou nog aan sy neusgate rondlei? Wat se twak kan ek nog uitdink?

Ek het bietjie op Google maps gaan kyk waar is Ghana en Gambia nou eintlik. Miskien gee dit my ‘n vars idee:

Gambia en Ghana is altwee daar op die Weskus van Afrika, langs Ivoorkus, Sierra Leone, Nigeria, en al wat ‘n hool is. Die twee lande is omtrent 2000km uitmekaar.

Een van die goed wat ek lees oor “The Gambia” is:

“The Gambia is a source, transit, and destination country for children and women trafficked for the purposes of forced labor and commercial sexual exploitation; women and girls, and to a lesser extent boys, are trafficked for sexual exploitation - in particular to meet the demand for European sex tourism - and for domestic servitude; boys are trafficked within the country for forced begging and street vending; Gambian women and children may be trafficked to Europe through trafficking schemes disguised as migrant smuggling”

Oor Ghana het die CIA die volgende te sê:

“illicit producer of cannabis for the international drug trade; major transit hub for Southwest and Southeast Asian heroin and, to a lesser extent, South American cocaine destined for Europe and the US; widespread crime and money laundering problem, but the lack of a well developed financial infrastructure limits the country's utility as a money laundering center; significant domestic cocaine and cannabis use”

Met ander woorde, hierdie is ‘n klomp sleg genetiese materiaal op ‘n vullishoop in die middel van Afrika.

Net voor die geagte lesers die arme Kevin/Paul/John/Sipho jammer kry, onthou net hy is ‘n sleg uitvaagsel wat sy eie ma sal verkoop vir drankgeld, en haar nog as seksslaaf sal gebruik ook. Die feit dat hy in hierdie scheme betrokke is, en die slinksheid wat hy toon gedurende die hele transaksie, wys hoe sleg hy is. Hy is ‘n ware verteenwoordiger van die “African Renaissance”.

Terug na die storie.

Chester het intussen besef watse vreeslike fout hy begaan het:

Dear Kevin,

My apologies friend, I have made a horrible, horrible mistake. Yes, you have told me lots of times Ghana not Gambia, Ghana is the place, not Gambia. Oh, I feel so stupid now.

I am so sorry, I always confuse the dilapidated countries with each other, they all seem to be the same. I looked on a map, and I see now that at least the mistake is not too bad, it is probably only 2000km apart from each other.

I have been speaking to Fedex about the problem, and they are looking into it.

As soon as I hear from them, I will let you know what happens

My sincere condolences, I made a big mistake.

Please be forgiving and patient.
Regards,
Chester

[Sincere condolences?? dilapidated countries?? - bwahaha.]
Die storie raak net nog beter.

Maar meer daaroor later.