Die Ghana pakkie storie - Deel 3

Chester se vorige briefie aan Kelvin was mos die ene:

I don't know what western union transfer is all about. How do I pay the money?

Are these Ghana Dollars?

Regards,
Chester

Kelvin was baie vinnig met sy terugvoer, en het vir Chester mooi reggehelp met sy dom vrae:

What i mean by western union money transfer is the means you will send the money in the Bank just go to Bank and tell them you want to send money to Ghana through western union and the dollar i mean is United State of America dollar and bellow is the information the will ask you to provide before the can send the money for you

NAME: EMEKA JOHN PAUL
ADDRESS: 34 NEW ACHIMOTA PLAZER,
STATE: ACCRA
COUNTRY: GHANA
TEXT QUESTION: WHAT FOR?
ANSWER: DELIVERY

Thanks and i am waiting to here from you
Mr. Kelvin Kwame

Uiteindelik. Bietjie meer professionaliteit. Klein letters. Maar nou is daar een lang paragraaf met een sin en geen leestekens nie. Ek voel nou al baie beter oor die hele ding. Dit moet ‘n ernstige, eerlike ou wees hierdie.

[By the way, vir die wat dit nie opgelet het nie - dit moet wees “I am waiting to hear from you" - nie here nie...] Ek wil nie eers ingaan op die res van die aaklige spelfoute nie, kyk hoeveel jy self kan ontdek.

Chester was natuurlik baie bly oor die goeie raad, en het dadelik bank toe gegaan om die geld oor te plaas:

Hi Kelvin,

Ive been to the bank, but they wanted more information from me.

They say delivery - delivery of what? I cannot just say delivery.

They also want passport number or ID document of the reciever of the funds, John Paul Emeka

What do I do now? The bank is not very understanding. It also costs me additional fees of $22.50 to use Union bank transfer.

Maybe Paypal is better to use? Or I can mail you a cheque?

Maybe you can give me a call at +27 082 897 1018

Thank you
Regards,
Chester

Ongelukkig het Oom Eugene steeds geen oproep ontvang nie. Hoe verbaas is ek nou...

Kelvin het teruggekom met die volgende briljante voorstel:

Dear Chester

Thanks for your mail to me and i was very surprise for the question you said that bank are asking you before the can send the money for you

All i want you to do as soon as you receive this mail is to take the money and go to another bank with this information bellow

NAME: EMEKA JOHN PAUL
ADDRESS: 34 NEW ACHIMOTA PLAZER,
STATE: ACCRA
COUNTRY: GHANA
QUESTION ; GOD
ANSWER; LORD

Go to another Bank with this information and if the ask you tell them you are sending it to a Church do not tell them what you are sending the money for so that they will not try to find out what you are receiving

Thanks and i am waiting to for the payment information as soon as you send the money

Regards
Mr. Kelvin

Die perd het nou skielik baie geestelik geraak - die “church”, “God” en “Lord” is nou almal ook ingesleep in die ding in. Ek wag net vir arme Mother Mary, Maria Magdalena en Moses om ook in die ding betrokke te raak.

Ou Chester doen solank die katolieke kruis-ding hier voor sy bors, so heilig voel hy nou.

Man, dis ‘n slim boytjie die. Ek is seker hy het vir Boel Dreyer of so iemand as onderwyser op skool gehad. Dis blink idees wat hy hier kry, dit herinner my aan sekere van my permanently disadvantaged ex-kollegas daar in Bobbejania, wat altyd sulke goeie planne gemaak het om die maatskappy se finansies reg te ruk.

(Hoeveel integriteit bou jy nou op met ‘n vreemdeling as jy vir hom sê om die kerk en die Lord se naam te misbruik vir eie gewin?)

Chester vat sommer ‘n diep sluk van die bottel heilige water wat hier langs hom staan, en hy kry weer moed vir die pad vorentoe.

Die arme dom Chester sukkel vreeslik met die betaling. Hy wil vreeslik graag vir “Mr Kelvin” betaal, maar die banke is moeilik met hom.

Lees volgende keer verder oor wat Chester gedoen het...